So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”…
HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.
UHHHH THE ONLY PEOPLE BEING SHAMED ARE THOSE WHO TRY TO CON PEOPLE INTO UNPROTECTED SEX BECAUSE IT FEELS BETTER. YOUR HORSE IS A LITTLE HIGH, GET DOWN BEFORE YOU FALL OFF.
guess what I did today !! PICTURES ! Rose…Rose..and gasp! ROXY ! I’ll put up some fun bloopers later tonight, and then send out unfinished requests ! I had so much fun !!
pingu eats a dick
MY FRIEND KEEPS THESE IN HER WALLET IM CRYING
CAN SHE SELL THESE?? I WILL BUY A PACK
I need these.
How about you just call out people for their shit instead of passing out these passive aggressive ass American Psycho ass business cards.
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.
It’s still warm, a fucking nerd has been here recently.
houston will be having Japanese Festival soon! i’ll be in town so if anyone wants to hang out and pal around, drink sake and look at cute cosplays hit me up!!!
Uh…… you mean like this?
REV UP THOSE FRYERS, BECAUSE HERE COMES THE SALTY BITCH
whenever people tell me chihiro is a girl it’s like “did you guys actually read dangan ronpa?”
A comic commission of Feferi. Assume she has made her house surfacer friendly in order to get gangbanged by human dudes. Why? The fuck if I know - it’s porn, I ain’t gotta explain shit.
I’m flattered you are going through the pain and suffering of orgasm denial just for me, Anon.
Now lie down so I can walk all over you while wearing stilettos.
I can’t believe Xerneas is getting a mega evolution